Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
You think you want to know something, and then once you do, all you can think...– Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees (via modernmethadone)
lotsalipstick: La Foule- Edith Piaf the song...
Who here knows how to play bass? Please come help oh god my dad sounds so terrible it hurts
I am going to give you a piece of advice… advice I wish I’d been told in...– Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet (via larmoyante)
Six types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
About to watch Teen Mom 2 reuninion special and immediately feel better about my life.
Omg i dont wanna finish thte great gatsby… Im gonna go eat thin mints and sour cream and onionnoringles untili hate myself for putting this off
A man chooses, a slave obeys.: ADRIANE →
adrianerc: atmenleiche: Oh my god I saw Mr. Lynch and like peed myself. I was like DO YOU REMEMBER “OBSTACLE COURSE” and was freaking out for 20 minutes to him about how much I loved his class and wish he was my teacher forever. WAHT IM JEALOUS I HAVE SUCH A TEACHER CRUSH ON HIM. HIS… Were going. It is law
atmenleiche: Oh my god I saw Mr. Lynch and like peed myself. I was like DO YOU REMEMBER “OBSTACLE COURSE” and was freaking out for 20 minutes to him about how much I loved his class and wish he was my teacher forever. WAHT IM JEALOUS I HAVE SUCH A TEACHER CRUSH ON HIM. HIS BEARD marvelous well i wanna be with you next time we see him!
Heaven and Hell →
Why i love highdeas
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
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Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
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am i the only person who would never move to...
HI ME NEITHER AND THAT IS THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK. weird.
Trouble is just like like love, after all; it comes in unannounced and takes...– Practical Magic by Alice Hoffmann (via thechocolatebrigade)
grrrlpower: Really? With Seth & Amy: Birth Control Amy and Seth question the actions and decisions of lawmakers and the church on birth control.