yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Cant wait for senior week but i have no idea what to drink besides vodka ONE MORE FUCKIN WEEK
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via hippolung)
manwithpenis: pityfuck: i wanna know what a blowjob feels like honestly if i was a guy for one day i would suck my own dick to understand what all the hype is about good luck we’ve all tried to do that when we were 13 i wrote a poem about it
elizabitchtaylor: Lornely: being horny not for sex but for intimacy and affection
bitch that's the tubby custard machine: Help... →
the-angel-24601: Hello my lovely friends, Do any of you have experience with the law or know lawyers? I ask because I am pressing charges against the restaurant for firing me for being raped in their parking lot. I am working with an advocate group and they are providing me assistance free…
Mostly, though, it’s because you’re in love. You love how this used to be, and...– Thought Catalog
Wow! So much hate. Directed directly at you right now. its so interesting the affect i let some people have over me…so insane
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
lord-kitschener: ussawesome: soujizz: american schools never teach anything about australian history australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know I’m pretty sure that’s fairly accurate actually Don’t forget the numerous creatures with neurotoxins.
Watching that Weber grill commercial with the awkward white people dancing reminded me of this time when me and avery were watching Madagascar 2 and the credits started rolling and without even agreeing on it or anything we busted out maniacally dancing to that remix of I like to move it move it and it was the funniest five minutes of my life and now i miss my brother… :’(
What is this called, what I am doing, to myself, to my life, this wallowing,...– Charles Yu (via selfinspiration)
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist) facts on facts on facts (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
sh4ne: weryoungforever: hihowsyourlife: clairesawyer: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z) i like the google logo because...
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
I have committed the worst sin that can be committed. I have not been happy.– J.L. Borges, ”El Remordimiento” in La moneda de hierro, as quoted in Borges at Eighty: Conversations (1982)
You know the typical crowd, “Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do?...– Charles Bukowski (via thechocolatebrigade)
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
In the instances when POC say shit like ‘Oh I can’t stand white folk’ or ‘Damn...– Briana (via absinthedisco) Reblogging every time I see it. (via dr—grumbles)
jerrymuffinbutt: “Girls don’t need makeup to look beautiful!” WELL MAYBE THEY ENJOY WEARING MAKEUP. FOR THEMSELVES. NOT FOR YOUR APPROVAL. YOU JACKASS.